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Hathor Herself!

Dearest Shape of a Mother,

I have been searching in vain for the Shape of a Goddess website only to find that it doesn’t exist. drat! So I am offering up my humble photos to your site for inclusion in the ‘wall of yummy mummy fame’. Please note that this divinely bovinely body has housed THREE children and supported their subsequent nutritional needs for almost 9 years consecutively, or totally, or you know, for a really really long time. These photos were taken in my cowgoddess lair by my nine year old at 2 years 1 month 16 days postpartum. (and also, please note that during my pregnancies I like to add on about 70 pounds due to a sweet sponsorship deal with Ben and Jerry’s and then as a side note: Ben and Jerry’s doesn’t actually pay me in any way.)

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I am wearing a mask in the photos so that I may remain anonymous – You may of course include this letter in its entirety,

The Goddess of Moo

Hathor the Cowgoddess and the Evolution Revolution
Amusing cartoons and insightful/incite-ful commentary about homebirthing, breastfeeding on demand, maintaining constant contact, sharing space, unschooling and saving the world.


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42 comments… add one
  • Katharine Thursday, August 17, 2006, 7:49 pm

    Woohoo! If Hathor the Cowgoddess loves The Shape of a Mother, you know you’ve done good!

  • Anonymous Thursday, August 17, 2006, 8:28 pm

    You are lovely!

  • Angela Thursday, August 17, 2006, 8:46 pm

    OMGosh, I love this. They’re great!

  • plantain Thursday, August 17, 2006, 9:03 pm

    The Super-Mummy under-roo’s are a nice touch.. .very funny!

  • Cerella Thursday, August 17, 2006, 9:12 pm

    I LOVE it! I WISH that I had your figure and I’ve never even HAD kids yet! You go girl! Keep on keepin’ on! :)

  • The Shape of a Mother Thursday, August 17, 2006, 9:15 pm

    Have I mentioned how starstruck I am that someone FAMOUS submitted her pics??? Thanks, Hathor!!!

  • Anonymous Friday, August 18, 2006, 3:52 am

    You are GORGEOUS!!!!

  • Angel Friday, August 18, 2006, 6:33 am

    Awesome photos!

  • Birth Junkie Friday, August 18, 2006, 8:09 am

    Wow! You got Hathor!She looks wonderful too!!

  • Anna Friday, August 18, 2006, 11:43 am

    Yay for Hathor!

  • Didi Friday, August 18, 2006, 12:53 pm

    I have those undies, lol!

  • Beth Friday, August 18, 2006, 2:54 pm

    Great pictures — you have a beautiful body!

  • Anonymous Friday, August 18, 2006, 4:31 pm

    Love it. You look great. I love your round belly.

  • Beckie Friday, August 18, 2006, 4:32 pm

    Great pics! I have those same undies! :)

  • courtney Friday, August 18, 2006, 5:03 pm

    hehehe…love the superman underpants and you have great boobies…mine don’t look so nice and I only nursed two back to back :(

  • Manic Mom Friday, August 18, 2006, 6:26 pm

    Now, THAT’S the way to get some cyber-publicity!Smooth bod there, girlfriend! Rock on!

  • Anonymous Friday, August 18, 2006, 6:27 pm

    Wait. Your nine-year-old took these pictures? How did you explain this to him/her?

  • Victoria Friday, August 18, 2006, 8:50 pm

    You pretty much kick all sorts of ass. Love.

  • Megan Saturday, August 19, 2006, 5:00 am

    Hathor super-mommy-goddess. You are amazing!

  • R Saturday, August 19, 2006, 9:45 am

    You are my hero! I’m laughing at your beautiful body and sense of humor. Thank You!

  • Anonymous Saturday, August 19, 2006, 9:54 am

    Anonymous said…Wait. Your nine-year-old took these pictures? How did you explain this to him/her???? What exactly would she have to explain to her 9 yr old?? The Goddess of Moo has not only breastfed all 3 of her children but has also given birth at home! I think that if more parents were as totally amazing as her there would be less teen preganancy (since there are no secrets) and the world would just be a better place!

  • Drea Saturday, August 19, 2006, 10:16 am

    haha! thats hilarious.I think your body looks just great the mask.. kinda weird :-)funny post.

  • Anonymous Saturday, August 19, 2006, 1:37 pm

    All hail the goddess! You look fabulous.

  • Louisa Saturday, August 19, 2006, 1:40 pm

    Oh, you rock!ANd you know what’s even cooler?I have the same undies as Hathor.:)

  • The Shape of a Mother Saturday, August 19, 2006, 4:19 pm

    I think children SHOULD be a part of this site (by that I mean viewing with with their own mothers). Anything we can do to normalize womens’ bodies to the next generation is very important, IMO. I’m glad she got her 9yo involved. :)

  • Livs Mommy Saturday, August 19, 2006, 4:23 pm

    I, too, have the same undies as Hathor hahah… you look fabulous moocowmask!

  • Leigh Saturday, August 19, 2006, 9:18 pm

    Go, Hathor. Heroine, Goddess, a Beauty of Motherhood and Birth to Behold. This made my day, nay, my MONTH!Hathor, you are yummy and vibrant. Thank you for this.XOXO,Leigh

  • Anonymous Sunday, August 20, 2006, 6:07 am

    i have the same undies as hathor! my life is complete now!

  • melsybelsy Sunday, August 20, 2006, 12:35 pm

    I heart you tremendously.. I just thought I’d post that.

  • thordora Sunday, August 20, 2006, 2:26 pm

    everytime I see this it brightens my day. Thank you hathor!

  • TTQ Sunday, August 20, 2006, 5:13 pm

    You are bodacious bovine! Hear you MOO! You go! I think even Paris Hilton owes you a “that’s hot”!

  • Nina Williams Monday, August 21, 2006, 4:08 pm

    You have once again proven that you are, indeed, the goddess — of moo and otherwise.

  • alisaterry Monday, August 21, 2006, 8:55 pm

    I love your SuperHero underoos! Woohoo!

  • Mama2B Tuesday, August 22, 2006, 1:19 pm

    Okay, where did everyone get these undies? I love them!

  • Anonymous Friday, August 25, 2006, 8:50 am

    Hathor, You look most beautiful. I too, have those underwear! LOLmama2b: I got mine at Target! I “heart” Hathor!Heather in Tucson

  • Anonymous Friday, August 25, 2006, 10:58 am

    Hathor you look completely MOO-tastic! Thank you for your inspiration, you are my heroine ;-)Louise

  • Birth Junkie Monday, August 28, 2006, 7:28 am

    Hathor shaves her pits! Oh my! :)

  • Lady Lynx Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 11:54 am

    Hathor, May I please say you have great breasts! I cannot believe they nourished three children and still look fabulous!!

  • Maelynne'sMOm Tuesday, September 5, 2006, 12:11 am

    I just wanna thank shape of a mother because not only do I LOVE this site but you are the one who turned me onto Hathor whom I now also LOVE. As for Hathor’s post, Loved everything about it, the poses great, the mask awesome, because what is sexier than the mystery of a superhero. And looking at the pics you can just see her love for herself which makes this site and hers all the more inspirational!!And may I just say you are just as sexy, if not more than any and all of the leading super heros!!Kudos to you both

  • kk Thursday, September 7, 2006, 3:37 pm

    God, you have nice boobs!Sorry if that was crass or anything, but the fact rests.

  • Anonymous Thursday, October 12, 2006, 4:54 pm

    I would love to see your face so as to be able to fully contemplate one of the most beautiful women in the world, who (of course) is a mother. Please post more photos of your pretty body and pregnancies too, to make me never forget you.

  • Anonymous Thursday, October 12, 2006, 5:28 pm

    Your breasts are beautiful, why society considers woman’s breast indecent and the male breast not, seems stupid

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