Dearest Shape of a Mother,
I have been searching in vain for the Shape of a Goddess website only to find that it doesn’t exist. drat! So I am offering up my humble photos to your site for inclusion in the ‘wall of yummy mummy fame’. Please note that this divinely bovinely body has housed THREE children and supported their subsequent nutritional needs for almost 9 years consecutively, or totally, or you know, for a really really long time. These photos were taken in my cowgoddess lair by my nine year old at 2 years 1 month 16 days postpartum. (and also, please note that during my pregnancies I like to add on about 70 pounds due to a sweet sponsorship deal with Ben and Jerry’s and then as a side note: Ben and Jerry’s doesn’t actually pay me in any way.)
I am wearing a mask in the photos so that I may remain anonymous – You may of course include this letter in its entirety,
Love,
The Goddess of Moo
Hathor the Cowgoddess and the Evolution Revolution
Amusing cartoons and insightful/incite-ful commentary about homebirthing, breastfeeding on demand, maintaining constant contact, sharing space, unschooling and saving the world.
https://www.hathorthecowgoddess.com/
Woohoo! If Hathor the Cowgoddess loves The Shape of a Mother, you know you’ve done good!
You are lovely!
OMGosh, I love this. They’re great!
The Super-Mummy under-roo’s are a nice touch.. .very funny!
I LOVE it! I WISH that I had your figure and I’ve never even HAD kids yet! You go girl! Keep on keepin’ on! :)
Have I mentioned how starstruck I am that someone FAMOUS submitted her pics??? Thanks, Hathor!!!
You are GORGEOUS!!!!
Awesome photos!
Wow! You got Hathor!She looks wonderful too!!
Yay for Hathor!
I have those undies, lol!
Great pictures — you have a beautiful body!
Love it. You look great. I love your round belly.
Great pics! I have those same undies! :)
hehehe…love the superman underpants and you have great boobies…mine don’t look so nice and I only nursed two back to back :(
Now, THAT’S the way to get some cyber-publicity!Smooth bod there, girlfriend! Rock on!
Wait. Your nine-year-old took these pictures? How did you explain this to him/her?
You pretty much kick all sorts of ass. Love.
Hathor super-mommy-goddess. You are amazing!
You are my hero! I’m laughing at your beautiful body and sense of humor. Thank You!
Anonymous said…Wait. Your nine-year-old took these pictures? How did you explain this to him/her???? What exactly would she have to explain to her 9 yr old?? The Goddess of Moo has not only breastfed all 3 of her children but has also given birth at home! I think that if more parents were as totally amazing as her there would be less teen preganancy (since there are no secrets) and the world would just be a better place!
haha! thats hilarious.I think your body looks just great the mask.. kinda weird :-)funny post.
All hail the goddess! You look fabulous.
Oh, you rock!ANd you know what’s even cooler?I have the same undies as Hathor.:)
I think children SHOULD be a part of this site (by that I mean viewing with with their own mothers). Anything we can do to normalize womens’ bodies to the next generation is very important, IMO. I’m glad she got her 9yo involved. :)
I, too, have the same undies as Hathor hahah… you look fabulous moocowmask!
Go, Hathor. Heroine, Goddess, a Beauty of Motherhood and Birth to Behold. This made my day, nay, my MONTH!Hathor, you are yummy and vibrant. Thank you for this.XOXO,Leigh
i have the same undies as hathor! my life is complete now!
I heart you tremendously.. I just thought I’d post that.
everytime I see this it brightens my day. Thank you hathor!
You are bodacious bovine! Hear you MOO! You go! I think even Paris Hilton owes you a “that’s hot”!
You have once again proven that you are, indeed, the goddess — of moo and otherwise.
I love your SuperHero underoos! Woohoo!
Okay, where did everyone get these undies? I love them!
Hathor, You look most beautiful. I too, have those underwear! LOLmama2b: I got mine at Target! I “heart” Hathor!Heather in Tucson
Hathor you look completely MOO-tastic! Thank you for your inspiration, you are my heroine ;-)Louise
Hathor shaves her pits! Oh my! :)
Hathor, May I please say you have great breasts! I cannot believe they nourished three children and still look fabulous!!
I just wanna thank shape of a mother because not only do I LOVE this site but you are the one who turned me onto Hathor whom I now also LOVE. As for Hathor’s post, Loved everything about it, the poses great, the mask awesome, because what is sexier than the mystery of a superhero. And looking at the pics you can just see her love for herself which makes this site and hers all the more inspirational!!And may I just say you are just as sexy, if not more than any and all of the leading super heros!!Kudos to you both
God, you have nice boobs!Sorry if that was crass or anything, but the fact rests.
I would love to see your face so as to be able to fully contemplate one of the most beautiful women in the world, who (of course) is a mother. Please post more photos of your pretty body and pregnancies too, to make me never forget you.
Your breasts are beautiful, why society considers woman’s breast indecent and the male breast not, seems stupid