Dearest Shape of a Mother,
I have been searching in vain for the Shape of a Goddess website only to find that it doesn’t exist. drat! So I am offering up my humble photos to your site for inclusion in the ‘wall of yummy mummy fame’. Please note that this divinely bovinely body has housed THREE children and supported their subsequent nutritional needs for almost 9 years consecutively, or totally, or you know, for a really really long time. These photos were taken in my cowgoddess lair by my nine year old at 2 years 1 month 16 days postpartum. (and also, please note that during my pregnancies I like to add on about 70 pounds due to a sweet sponsorship deal with Ben and Jerry’s and then as a side note: Ben and Jerry’s doesn’t actually pay me in any way.)
I am wearing a mask in the photos so that I may remain anonymous – You may of course include this letter in its entirety,
Love,
The Goddess of Moo
Hathor the Cowgoddess and the Evolution Revolution
Amusing cartoons and insightful/incite-ful commentary about homebirthing, breastfeeding on demand, maintaining constant contact, sharing space, unschooling and saving the world.
http://www.hathorthecowgoddess.com/
August 17th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Woohoo! If Hathor the Cowgoddess loves The Shape of a Mother, you know you’ve done good!
August 17th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
You are lovely!
August 17th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
OMGosh, I love this. They’re great!
August 17th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
The Super-Mummy under-roo’s are a nice touch.. .very funny!
August 17th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
I LOVE it! I WISH that I had your figure and I’ve never even HAD kids yet! You go girl! Keep on keepin’ on!
August 17th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
Have I mentioned how starstruck I am that someone FAMOUS submitted her pics??? Thanks, Hathor!!!
August 18th, 2006 at 3:52 am
You are GORGEOUS!!!!
August 18th, 2006 at 6:33 am
Awesome photos!
August 18th, 2006 at 8:09 am
Wow! You got Hathor!She looks wonderful too!!
August 18th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Yay for Hathor!
August 18th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
I have those undies, lol!
August 18th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Great pictures — you have a beautiful body!
August 18th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Love it. You look great. I love your round belly.
August 18th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Great pics! I have those same undies!
August 18th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
hehehe…love the superman underpants and you have great boobies…mine don’t look so nice and I only nursed two back to back
August 18th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Now, THAT’S the way to get some cyber-publicity!Smooth bod there, girlfriend! Rock on!
August 18th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Wait. Your nine-year-old took these pictures? How did you explain this to him/her?
August 18th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
You pretty much kick all sorts of ass. Love.
August 19th, 2006 at 5:00 am
Hathor super-mommy-goddess. You are amazing!
August 19th, 2006 at 9:45 am
You are my hero! I’m laughing at your beautiful body and sense of humor. Thank You!
August 19th, 2006 at 9:54 am
Anonymous said…Wait. Your nine-year-old took these pictures? How did you explain this to him/her???? What exactly would she have to explain to her 9 yr old?? The Goddess of Moo has not only breastfed all 3 of her children but has also given birth at home! I think that if more parents were as totally amazing as her there would be less teen preganancy (since there are no secrets) and the world would just be a better place!
August 19th, 2006 at 10:16 am
haha! thats hilarious.I think your body looks just great the mask.. kinda weird
funny post.
August 19th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
All hail the goddess! You look fabulous.
August 19th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Oh, you rock!ANd you know what’s even cooler?I have the same undies as Hathor.:)
August 19th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
I think children SHOULD be a part of this site (by that I mean viewing with with their own mothers). Anything we can do to normalize womens’ bodies to the next generation is very important, IMO. I’m glad she got her 9yo involved.
August 19th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
I, too, have the same undies as Hathor hahah… you look fabulous moocowmask!
August 19th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Go, Hathor. Heroine, Goddess, a Beauty of Motherhood and Birth to Behold. This made my day, nay, my MONTH!Hathor, you are yummy and vibrant. Thank you for this.XOXO,Leigh
August 20th, 2006 at 6:07 am
i have the same undies as hathor! my life is complete now!
August 20th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
I heart you tremendously.. I just thought I’d post that.
August 20th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
everytime I see this it brightens my day. Thank you hathor!
August 20th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
You are bodacious bovine! Hear you MOO! You go! I think even Paris Hilton owes you a “that’s hot”!
August 21st, 2006 at 4:08 pm
You have once again proven that you are, indeed, the goddess — of moo and otherwise.
August 21st, 2006 at 8:55 pm
I love your SuperHero underoos! Woohoo!
August 22nd, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Okay, where did everyone get these undies? I love them!
August 25th, 2006 at 8:50 am
Hathor, You look most beautiful. I too, have those underwear! LOLmama2b: I got mine at Target! I “heart” Hathor!Heather in Tucson
August 25th, 2006 at 10:58 am
Hathor you look completely MOO-tastic! Thank you for your inspiration, you are my heroine
Louise
August 28th, 2006 at 7:28 am
Hathor shaves her pits! Oh my!
August 29th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Hathor, May I please say you have great breasts! I cannot believe they nourished three children and still look fabulous!!
September 5th, 2006 at 12:11 am
I just wanna thank shape of a mother because not only do I LOVE this site but you are the one who turned me onto Hathor whom I now also LOVE. As for Hathor’s post, Loved everything about it, the poses great, the mask awesome, because what is sexier than the mystery of a superhero. And looking at the pics you can just see her love for herself which makes this site and hers all the more inspirational!!And may I just say you are just as sexy, if not more than any and all of the leading super heros!!Kudos to you both
September 7th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
God, you have nice boobs!Sorry if that was crass or anything, but the fact rests.
October 12th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
I would love to see your face so as to be able to fully contemplate one of the most beautiful women in the world, who (of course) is a mother. Please post more photos of your pretty body and pregnancies too, to make me never forget you.
October 12th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Your breasts are beautiful, why society considers woman’s breast indecent and the male breast not, seems stupid